What would really make me happy this year is to finally fit back into my skinny jeans… says every 50 year old mother
knock knock...whose there...orange...orange who...orange you glad I didn't tell a Trump Joke.
Pre- F***king Season - Parents consider disowning their kids for two weeks because of it
By mid day the fathers assume the position.
Competitive juices flow, peacock tails spread, I will not let our children down.
I want to bring the benefits of a good belly laugh to as many of my friends as possible!